menandtheirdogs:

goodafternoonmydear:  This is my boyfriend holding two puppies that he found in a box on the side of the road! We found really great homes for the two cuties.

“… its too early for this bullshit.”
— Me, no matter what time it is (via natashakills)

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unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

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Me on the treadmill when I’m still half asleep

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

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vulte:

mostafart:

is this even real

EHBLERBBB

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